i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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