so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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