i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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