Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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