went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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