How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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