why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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