You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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