oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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