i need an iv and a liver transplant
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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