It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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