I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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