is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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