check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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