i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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