So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
