Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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