West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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