We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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