dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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