Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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