You really coming over, don't trick.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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