im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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