He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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