She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Randomize
