But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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