Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You made out with two different species that night
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
