Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize