sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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