would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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