i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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