i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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