hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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