I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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