Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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