If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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