Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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