why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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