So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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