so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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