The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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