How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
we should paint friendship bongs
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