nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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