On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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