Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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