i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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