I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize