Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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