my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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