Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
did i just pee glitter
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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