how can u be prego again
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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