Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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