I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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