we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
