she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I have tasted many bathrooms
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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