Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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