pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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